Tuesday, July 15, 2008

California Cru

Valued Customers, the new release of Walter Hansel Winery is now in stock. We find these wines to be the pinnacle of California Chardonnay and Pinot Noir. In honor of our Mafioso influenced counterparts Southern Wine and Spirits, you must buy Sauvignon Blanc to get Chardonnay and you must buy Sauvignon Blanc and Chardonnay to get Pinot Noir. 
Also newly arrived are the Cab Francs of Pierre Breton, Beaujolais from Descombes, brown wine from Radikon (but it's the best brown wine), some wonderful new natural Frizzante from two Italian producers, natural Port from Quinta do Infantado, a new Costieres des Nimes producer named Terre des Chardons and a bunch of other wines that none of you will like. If you wish to taste please mail a handwritten request to our global headquarters on Plumas Street, and please include a purchase history.

1 comment:

the vlm said...

Put me down for 10 cases sauvignon. I'll let Washoe have the chardonnay and pinot noir.

Hansel rules!!!!