Reno's most sought after job opening has been filled by the guileless Ty Martin (photo above), former manager of Jungle Vino. Ty liked to buy large amounts of wine from us at Jungle Vino and when he expressed interest in moving to the next level, selling large amounts of wine for us, we were ecstatic. Our sales book is a challenging one and it needs talented wine people, just like Ty, to sell it; people who understand that the wine world is far bigger than California. We know that our loyal customer base will be tremendously pleased with the opacity of Ty's tireless and aggressive sales pitches. We are so happy to have another person to force large amounts of work on for very little pay. We know that when we're old, with skinny fingers and swollen livers, we will look upon this hiring as the beginning of our domination of Northern Nevada's prepubescent wine scene.
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Jeez, Devlon, selling wine to teens is bad enough but if you're selling wine to prepubescent drinkers that's pretty bad.
Like our French friends we are nondiscriminatory and support moderate and responsible consumption for all ages!
You didn't even look at my resumé, did you?
You already work for us. You just don't know it.
Just so you know I mean business - my wife is currently drinking dard & ribo hermitage from the bottle on our couch. Later she'll be stagediving at a dropkick murphy's show on 4th.
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