Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Street Vibrations


Once again it's time for that lively fall fair know as Street Vibrations. Cépage welcomes the often burly participants and their belligerently loud motorcycles to Reno, though it does make it nearly impossible to deliver downtown, but that's pulling hairs. We believe that in no time Fat Daddyz, a biker Valhalla of sorts, will place an order for vast quantities of Domaine de Belliviere's Rouge Gorge. You see the biker mentality, its yearn for the open road and disdain for the shackle, is quite conducive to the subtle and challenging charms of Pineau d'Anis. Yesterday we sent our best schnook over to Fat D's with the sales pitch (you can't miss the grotto of greatness for there is a big sign right across the street pointing to it). Unfortunately, something went terrible wrong and our man on the ground was shanked with his own corkscrew. However, he returned to the office, though pale and still bleeding, positive that they had taken to the wine. We cleaned the wound with a dose of Cappallano Chinato and cauterized it with a smouldering cork. The above picture is all we have on the attackers. The little guy on the left was particularly violent.

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